Day Two: Around the World in 50 minutes

Day two had us up and early to meet Lucy's cousins who flew in over from Los Angeles to join us for a couple of days. They're a rowdy bunch, as Californians as Californians can get. You can tell that they can get anything they want, they sport Chanel sunglasses, Louis Vuitton bags, platinum Amexs, everything you can probably think of Californian girls, they've got 'em LOL.

Anyway, we meet them having breakfast at a Japanese restaurant which they then tell us that they booked an relaxation spa session which included a massage as part of the deal. We thought, yeah why not and booked ourselves a session. I was a little hesitant, especially because of the $US125 price tag. For that price, I EXPECT a happy ending. But after some little persuasion from Ron I thought, why not? It IS a holiday after all. A booking was subsequently made, but due to the tight schedule the only masseuse available for Ron and myself were males. I thought, what the hell, I'd prolly end up getting a massive hard on if a hot chick was massaging me anyway, now THAT would have been embarrassing. LOL

Before any of that happened though, we had enough time to kill so we ended up visiting Pearl Harbour for a couple of hours. It was sorta interesting, but I'm not really into warfare. The place was packed with people 'Running for USA' or something like that - kinda like a little commemorative service for the 9/11 attacks. Yeah so we went in a sub, got served by a rude black lady. Went on a ship, it was pretty big. It was pretty cool nevertheless.

On to the day spa. It was the first one I'd ever been to in my entire life and I was ready to get pampered. Changed into my bathrobe, and jumped in a steam room, dry sauna and a spa bath. Heaven. I felt rich. FFS I payed $125 for this. Then came the massage.

Was greeted by a short blond dude and he ended up doing the massage. Okay, the massage was called "Around the World" because it combines massage techniques from different places around the world - from Swedish, shiatsu or whatever, I really couldn't tell them apart anyway. But man, did it feel awesome. I ended up sleeping a bit and even dreamed of some random chick I knew LOL. 50 minutes rolled by quick, but oh man it was $125 well spent.