Now, we've all gone through phases. You know, things that you thought you would take up because you thought you'd be "The Bomb Shizzz"- either to be cool with your friends, or just for the sake of taking up - we've all done it. Some may have stuck with you over the years while others just seem to fall by the way side. I've had a few, some worth reminiscing and laughing over are:
The rap phase:
Ugh, I still have some really craptastic rap songs on my iTunes playlist that I wished I had never wasted bandwidth on - oh, um, I meant my money on. I usually leave my playlist on shuffle so whenever a random rap song comes up, lets say 50cent's In da club, a sigh usually follows along with a press of the next track button. I remember trying to get into rap music so that I could be cool with my peers. Loser.
The Boy Band phase:
Now, this is going to sound incredibly horrible and embarrassing. But I had this stage in my life where I wanted so badly to be famous in some like, boy band or something. This was back in the mid 90's or so and boy bands then were flavor of the month. I did the whole singing thing, putting so much gel on my hair, practicing the dance moves and all that - I was so convinced I was going to be the sixth member of Five (remember them? Probably not). Or the replacement of the ugly guy from NSync. Thank goodness I grew out of that, I think.
The "I wanna be a tank" phase:
Okay, I fall in and out of this one intermittently - I get these short bursts of "I'm gonna be so healthy and go to the gym everyday until I'm a tank" that generally seems to sizzle out after a few weeks. I was going so well up until last week, when I couldn't be bothered to get up from bed and get my lazy ass to the gym. Why is looking good so hard to obtain? I'm too damn lazy. I don't love myself that much.
The Aquarium phase:
I guess you can call this the 'pet' phase. So I get a fish tank, set it up, and get all the fishies put in. All is well and good until I realise I actually have to maintain it. I get lazy, and so the algae starts to pile up, making the fish rather invisible. You do see them again, however, floating above said algae - albeit upside down. You know what the worse part is? I've gone through this phase like, over ten times. Same result. I never learn.
Anyway, that's just a few. I'm sure you all have some - feel free to let me know. Heck, even blog about it, just let me know where you've posted it.
3 comments:
How about the "Azn Pride" phase? LOL. ohhh i remember those days... i think that phase was mixed in with the rap phase.
oh by the way juan, i can't wait to see your layout with the flames and fire that go "wooChhhhh bewwwch".
It will be insane... insane in the membrane.
To be honest, I never had that Azn Pride phase. That would've been a horrible phase geez.
BWAHAHAHAHA LOL yeah me too
circling flames with buttons that go pewwchhhhaaaaaarrr pewch pewchhhhh
HAHAHHAHAHA oh man...
yeah juan you are one of the few 'filos' that never went thru the gangstaaaaa aZn pRiDe phase. good for you! haha.
oh and don't lie to yourself - the boy band 'phase' has never ever been a phase. its still well and truly a part of you. and omg NKOTB! FIVE! EAST 17! when they ALL make a comeback I can start living again.
i have always wanted an aquarium so grizz bought me some sea monkeys - i haven't the heart to bring them to life yet because i know they will die 5 minutes later. poor little sperm like creatures, they deserve a fair chance!
p.s. i'm formulating a blog entry in my head right now. haha.
xo
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