What time is it?

I can't sleep.

I am a major insomniac, and I absolutely hate it.

I am so jealous of people who, in a split second can just fall asleep in an instant.

Take my dad for example, he is the best instant sleeper I have ever known. Saying that, he is also the loudest snorer in the history of mankind. One time, he came with me to the orthondontist when I had a periodic check up done. About 2 minutes into waiting, he starts snoring as he usually does. I take a look at him and to my amusement, he could not have been in a better sleeping position at that specific time.

Check this out, my dad was sleeping, snoring loudly while sitting directly underneath a poster that read "Snoring Problems? Talk to your dentist now!"

I thought that was the best advertisement I'd ever seen. Anyway, that's only one of the many times he has drifted off into sleep in an instant.

And here I am, struggling to get one minute of it. I hate how instead of my brain shutting down for sleep, it ends up running at a million miles a second, coming up with some random thoughts while I lay in silence.

I hate the fact that I monitor the time while I'm trying to sleep. I'm thinking, 'oh geez, It's 3 in the morning, I must sleep...' For that reason alone, I don't have an alarm clock beside my bed. But what's even worse is that now I try to guess what time it is at the moment. So, I'm in bed thinking 'oh geez, I think its 3am... or maybe 2? Or is that 4? Oh geez, that's late, far out, sleep now... It's probably 5 am now.'

So yeah, it sucks. I either resort to listening to some songs on my iPod or going on this here computer for a little browse on the good ol' internet here.

OMG I am so tired, but I can't sleep. HELP!


AAAARRGGGHHH!