The Super Tag Challenge Turbo Hyper Champion Edition (or STCHyCE for short)

This is what you are supposed to do. Cut and paste if you decide to participate in the tagging game.

Each player of this game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names.

After you do that, leave them each a comment letting them know you tagged them and to read your blog.

Okay, with that, here we go:

1. I hate loud things. Loud as in explosive, short bursts of loudness that surprise you. Think of something like, perhaps a thunderclap or a balloon pop or a car backfiring. I especially hate thunder/lighting I just don’t like it. One time whilst home alone, a massive Sydney afternoon summer lightning storm came up and it was rather fierce, being scared as I was, I locked myself into the downstairs toilet that had no windows so that the noise wouldn’t be as loud. Sad, but definitely true.

2. I pretend to hate karaoke, but give me the house to myself and I will definitely bring out the microphones and sing to my hearts content. Favourites of mine include The Impossible Dream , ANYTHING by Peter Cetera especially The Glory of Love, as well as a good dose of Elton John and Lionel Richie. I seriously own, and it kinda sucks that I don’t have a crowd around to watch me though. I’m telling you, I AM the next Australian Idol, too bad I totally forgot about the auditions this year LOL. So maybe I’m not the next one, but the one after. There we go.

3. I’ve been wearing the same set of contact lenses for about six months now. Which is gross because they’re only supposed to be used for only two weeks. It’s not that I’m poor or stingy; it’s just that I haven’t gone around to getting a new box of contacts. So eye infection, here I come!

4. I fake my ethnic background sometimes. LOL It’s true, well, looking the way I look, I always get asked the question “What are you?”. You’ll be amazed with all the stuff I can get away with. From Maori/Pacific Islander, Mexican, American Indian (LOL), or even half-Australian half-Asian. Mind you, I only do it to amuse myself and I only do it to acquaintances – in other words, people I would only meet once. Everyone else knows what I really am, and for the record I am a Filipino-German-Spanish hybrid, so now don’t ask me what I am – because that’s just rude. LOL

5. I lip sync profanities to bad drivers when I’m on the road. Look, I absolutely hate stupid drivers who cut in when they’re not supposed to, or just doing something completely dumb. But honestly, why raise your voice inside your vehicle when they probably can’t even hear you? Perhaps it’s because of my calm nature, but I just lip sync a profanity along with a gesture of the hand. LOL I don’t even beep, and I’ve never heard how my car horn sounds like.

6. I am incredibly anal about the cleanliness of my anal region. I believe that dry toilet paper is never suffice in ANY situation. No matter if there is no skid mark on that dry piece of paper, believe me there is still something there. For this reason, Wet Ones are king – you would not believe how much is left behind. Because I’ve always told myself that you never know when some random stranger will just come by, and have a whiff of your bum hole. And if on judgement day, we are only judged by the cleanliness of our bums, then it looks like I’m going to heaven. That is all.

Now, I don’t have anyone else to tag because I don’t know anyone else LOL. But hey, we’ll give Nathalia a chance to do her thing I guess. The ball’s now in your (clay) court.

What time is it?

I can't sleep.

I am a major insomniac, and I absolutely hate it.

I am so jealous of people who, in a split second can just fall asleep in an instant.

Take my dad for example, he is the best instant sleeper I have ever known. Saying that, he is also the loudest snorer in the history of mankind. One time, he came with me to the orthondontist when I had a periodic check up done. About 2 minutes into waiting, he starts snoring as he usually does. I take a look at him and to my amusement, he could not have been in a better sleeping position at that specific time.

Check this out, my dad was sleeping, snoring loudly while sitting directly underneath a poster that read "Snoring Problems? Talk to your dentist now!"

I thought that was the best advertisement I'd ever seen. Anyway, that's only one of the many times he has drifted off into sleep in an instant.

And here I am, struggling to get one minute of it. I hate how instead of my brain shutting down for sleep, it ends up running at a million miles a second, coming up with some random thoughts while I lay in silence.

I hate the fact that I monitor the time while I'm trying to sleep. I'm thinking, 'oh geez, It's 3 in the morning, I must sleep...' For that reason alone, I don't have an alarm clock beside my bed. But what's even worse is that now I try to guess what time it is at the moment. So, I'm in bed thinking 'oh geez, I think its 3am... or maybe 2? Or is that 4? Oh geez, that's late, far out, sleep now... It's probably 5 am now.'

So yeah, it sucks. I either resort to listening to some songs on my iPod or going on this here computer for a little browse on the good ol' internet here.

OMG I am so tired, but I can't sleep. HELP!


AAAARRGGGHHH!